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Gung Jokes

If there was a Olympics for enthusiasm......

I'd probably win gold, unless I was up against that Chinese guy - Gung Ho

I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give me "the parts of an animal"

I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws

When small talk with the neighbors gets awkward.

I live in the Bible Belt and took a stroll around the neighborhood earlier in the week. At the turnaround an old man with a walker was getting the mail. He asked me my name and we engaged in some small talk.

 

I was about to leave, but his wife came outside so I stayed and sai...

An American, An Englishman, and a German are walking down a country road...

...When they see storm clouds on the horizon. Not wanting to spend the night out in the cold rain, they run for the nearest shelter they can make out: A farmhouse. They ask the farmer if they can stay the night, and he replies, "Well, I DID have three beds, but one of them got infected with bedbugs....

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