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Gummies Jokes

I told my psychiatrist that I can only get high if I take THC gummies with my mom.

Apparently I have an edible complex.

The weed gummy maker knew it was bound to happen, however it truly was a spectacle for him to see things finally going wrong. The gummies came out hard as a rock and tasted horrible. Unfortunately it was too late for him to make changes to this batch.

He made the inevitable incredible inedible un-editable edible

A new jokes store opens up in town.

A kid walks in to check out the place early the next day. Looking all around, he sees that the store has several recognizable items (such as whoopie cushions) and some unique items that he'd never seen before. There was also a wall full of candy, with weird names such as "Hoot Gummies" and "Woof Bar...

Did you know that according to 911...

Choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a "bear attack."

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