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Bert: Hey Ernie, you want some ice cream?

Sherbert.
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Chocolate

An older woman is going to the ice cream parlor to order gallons of ice cream for her self. When she arrives, the man at the counter greets her and asks her what ice cream she would like.

So she asks "I would like a gallon of vanilla, strawberry, sherbert, and Chocolate."

The gentlema...

Ernie's roommate asks him if he wants to go out for ice cream. Ernie refuses and proposes an alternative, but his roommate does not understand the response:

Sherbert!
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Pregnant wife: What name should we name it if itโ€™s a boy?

Me: Herbert

Wife: but what if itโ€™s a girl?

Me: Sherbert
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What is Ernie's favorite kind of ice cream

Orange Sherbert!

Yes I know it's spelled sherbet - bite me!
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Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?'

Ernie : 'Sherbert'
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