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Gritting Jokes

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The Maid asked the master's wife for a pay raise!!

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” “The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”...

I'm handling Monday the same way I handle constipation.

Gritting my teeth and wishing it pass already.

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Paddy pulls alongside a lorry and shouts,

"Oi, driver! You're losing your load!"







Driver replies, " off!"







5 miles further along, Paddy again shouts, "Oi, you're losing your load!"







Driver again replies, " off!"






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