What’d the farmer say when he accidentally squashed his pumpkin?

Oh my gord.

Genie: You have 3 wishes

Me: I want the first letter of every word to be replaced with the letter g

Genie: Gok. Gecond gish?

Ge: Gi gant gevery gord go gend gith gamer

Genieamer: Ginalamer gishamer?

Geamer: Giamer Gantamer geveryamer gordamer goamer geamer giveamer gettersamer gongamer

Gam...

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