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Glass Ceiling Jokes

I don't get why women keep complaining about this "glass ceiling"

Where I work we have this cool glass floor, though.

The glass ceiling

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "My girlfriend is always complaining that she can't advance at work because of the glass ceiling. What do you think" he asks the bartender. "I think if our workplaces really had glass ceilings," the bartender replies,"we'd probably let all the women work abo...

"I can see the glass ceiling! DOWN WITH THE GLASS CEILING!"

"Megan, we're in an aquarium! NO!"

Why did a blonde turn down a promotion

She didn't wan't to break the glass ceiling

My daughter came from school all upbeat and confident telling me how the teacher told them that "Sky's the limit" and they should be "reaching for the stars".

So I installed skylight above her bed and told her to look up the glass ceiling.

Sales Surge

Wire hangers break the glass ceiling in sales today at ALABAMA Kmarts.

Why aren’t there many famous female mime artists?

The glass ceiling.

how many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, you don’t need a lightbulb with a glass ceiling.

Poor Hillary Clinton...

I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun

Anyone know a good roofer?

Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed...

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

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