I don't get why women keep complaining about this "glass ceiling"

Where I work we have this cool glass floor, though.

"I can see the glass ceiling! DOWN WITH THE GLASS CEILING!"

"Megan, we're in an aquarium! NO!"

Why aren’t there many famous female mime artists?

The glass ceiling.

My daughter came from school all upbeat and confident telling me how the teacher told them that "Sky's the limit" and they should be "reaching for the stars".

So I installed skylight above her bed and told her to look up the glass ceiling.

Sales Surge

Wire hangers break the glass ceiling in sales today at ALABAMA Kmarts.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. There are no lightbulbs on glass ceilings.

Poor Hillary Clinton...

I haven't seen someone hit a glass ceiling this hard since Goose from Top Gun

Anyone know a good roofer?

Nevermind, the glass ceiling didn't get smashed...

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Why didn't willy wonka choose violet to take over the factory?

Because that would require a woman to break the glass ceiling.

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