Here's one I came up with tonight: What kind of rocks are best at making "get well soon" cards?
Sentimentary rocks.
I told my friend with mesothelioma to get well soon.
He told me he was trying asbestos he could.
My friend said she couldn't afford to pay her huge water bill
So I sent her a "get well soon" card.
I heard about this little village in Africa where everybody is dying of thirst...
So I sent them a "Get Well Soon" card.
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