Geronimo Jokes - 6 Hilarious Geronimo Jokes

What did Geronimo yell when he jumped out of a plane?

MEEEEEEE!!!!!

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How come Geronimo never had facial hair?

Cause he could only grow Apache beard!

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps?

"Meeeee"

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A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.

The corporal explained the procedure "You count to ten and pull the first ripcord. If the chute doesn't open, pull the second. That should do it. Then, after you land, there'll be a truck waiting to pick you up."

The soldier checked his gear, called out the customary "Geronimo! " and jumped o...

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What does Geronimo yell when he jumps out of an airplane.

Meeeeeee!

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A guy gets on a Greyhound bus and finds a seat next to an attractive lady.

They say hello and chat a bit, then the lady decides to read for a few hours.
When she finally sets her book down, the man notices the book is titled "True, Unusual, and Medical Facts About Sex".
He says, "That must be quite an interesting book."
"Yes," she says, " it's got some amazing inf...

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