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Furst Jokes

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Dwarf Buys a Racehorse

A Dwarf with a hairlip finds a racehorse for sale so he goes to see it.
He tells the man selling the horse that he will have to be lifted up to see what he needs to see, the man agrees.
the Dwarf says " furst i need ta see de eawrs"
the man lifts him up and the Dwarf says "vewy nice v...

Have you ever read...

Have you ever read "The Great Leap" by Hugo Furst?

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a man and his cat walk into a bar...

bartender: Gentlemen, how can I help you?

man: One jack and coke please.

cat: and I'll have an ice and whiskey

bartender: Don't you mean whiskers?
*bartender giggles*

cat: Ha Ha. Very funny. Because i'm a cat right? Good one.

man: *begins to look bothered*
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