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What Came First Jokes

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What came first, chicken or egg ?

Neither. The cock came first.

You know, we've had it wrong all along, when it comes to the question of what came first, the chicken or the egg

The answer has always been the rooster.

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What came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken , eggs don't have any sexual organs So they Can't Cum.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The Cock .... Thank you, thank you... What's that? The door's this way, have a wonderful night.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Humans' ability to classify living organisms.

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What came first the Chicken or the Egg?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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