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Furniture Polish Jokes

My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.

It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.

Whoever stole my furniture polish, rest assured this isn’t over. I will find you.

That’s my pledge.

I've always wondered why lemonade is made from artificial flavours....

.....and furniture polish is made from real lemons ?

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