I wake up happy, slowly get angrier, then eventually start lightening up and by bedtime I've come full circle and am happy one again

I've got pi-polar disorder

Jared Fogle's career was truly full circle

It began and ended with him trying to get into smaller pants

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There's only one way to end a circle jerk

And that's to let it come full circle

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My friend does a circle jerk with his friends every year. He hosted their first one 5 years ago, and the one this year is returning back to his place.

He’s really cum full circle

I had a dream in which I was completely surrounded by naked women.

I came full circle.

My girlfriend dumped me 5 days before our one year anniversary

I guess you could say we made it full circle

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Dating in 1962

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1962 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue.
He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in.
"Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?...

The XBox One X is Microsoft's new console

The short of that is XBOX, they've now come full circle, or 360.

As I sit here eating my Pi day pie, I'm looking forward to also celebrating Tau day.

Then my desserts will have come full circle.

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Did you hear the one about the astronaut masturbating for ninety minutes in orbit?

He came full circle.

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