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Frida Jokes

Frida Kahlo walks into a bar

She says to the bartender: My eyes are down here

I just watched that Frida Kahlo movie for the first time.

She really raised some eyebrows back then.

When Frida Kahlo went to university, she made a friend.

He was her uni bro.

A man got brought to the police station for questioning

When the police asked if he had anything to say for himself he said, "I am the son of two world famous artists you can't do this to me” so the cops apologize and say "you are Frida Gogh”

Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him “How come there’s no charge?”

He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Livery”

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