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Fresh Breath Jokes

Why do dyslexic chess players have such fresh breath?

Because they're so good at finding Tic Tacs.

What do you call a boat that gives fresh breath?

A Shipmint!

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What if instead of a "morning after pill"....

They made a "right before pill" that you take before sex... And what if they tasted like mints so you had fresh breath for kissing too...
We could call them Pre-dick-a-mints.

A very smooth talking cow

Grazed in a pasture near the chicken coop. The most delicious plants, the spearmint leaves, sat at the edge of the fence where the chickens perched. Whenever the cow would come by she'd eat the leaves, and then smooth talk the chickens with her minty fresh breath. The chickens would eventually ge...

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