Air Out Jokes

A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing
a meal and says: "Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this
thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and when I looked to see
what it is, you're sitting on top of dad and bouncing up and down.
Why are you doing t... read more

This time it was the Falcons defense

Tired of baby balloon creeping into their bed every night, "Tonight you must stay in your own bed" said mummy.

When he was sure his mummy and daddy were asleep baby balloon crept into their room and tried to squeeze into their bed.

But try as he might he just couldn't fit in, so he... read more

"I couldn't sleep last night so I went into your room. Why were you jumping up and down on daddy?"

His mom said, "Well dear, I was pushing the air out of him."

The boy replied, "Oh, then you are wasting your time. The lady next door blows him back up every day."

On the night of inflatable little Johnny's 10th birthday as he was getting ready to go to bed and sleep off the days excitement his Inflatable father came to his room to talk to him, he explained that now he was 10 he was just too big to sleep in mum and dads bed and even if he was scared he was a b... read more