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Fps Game Jokes

Why does nobody like playing FPS games with Boy Scouts?

Because they're good at camping.


(Credit goes to the Scout's Life magazine I got today for making one of the worst scout jokes I've ever seen.)

What do you call a dog playing an FPS game?

*Collie* of Duty

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Whenever i play FPS games

Whenever i play FPS games i feel like a necrophiliac

Cause im always fucking dead.

What does donald trump use when he plays FPS games?

Wallhacks

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I've got this online friend who's from Katowice. He's a great guy and all,but man,do I hate playing FPS games against him. He always hides in some trench and takes me out by surprise,every goddamn time!

Fuck the Polish comin straight from the underground.

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