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Fish Pond Jokes

I spent the afternoon by my wife's grave...

...she thinks it's going to be a fish pond

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The Aquatic Research Fish ponds overflowed last night because of heavy Rain.

it flooded the residential area nearby. A man walked into his back yard the next morning and saw his entire basement was filled with water, and hundreds of fish swimming in his pool. He went in his house and called his insurance company. He told the representative what happened. She replied "Sorry, ...

Spent a couple of hours at my wife's grave today...

....Bless her, she still thinks I'm building a fish pond !

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