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Fell Down Jokes

Two blondes fell down a hole

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

What do you call a wizard that fell down the stairs?

Tumbledore!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well.

I was amazed - I never thought they actually worked.

What did the donkey say as he fell down the well?

Hew-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Yo mama fell down...

The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today

A couple of geese fell down from the stairs.

They got multiple goose bumps.

What do you call a stoner who fell down a hill?

Tumble weed

When I was 10, I fell down during recess at school

When I got up, I noticed Ihad a rock embedded in my knee and my friend was pointing & laughing at me. So I dug the rock out and whipped it at him- hitting him right in the forehead.

That was the only time I ever passed a kid knee stone.

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My donkey fell down an abandoned well...

Long stoty short: I have to take care of an asshole now.

What did the horse say when she fell down?

Help! I've fallen can't giddy up!

What happened to the steak that fell down?

It became ground beef

A baby clown fell down and broke a bone.

The doctor told the baby clown’s father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.

The man laughs.

“Why would you laugh!?”

“Its humerus.”

A Chinese man fell down from his bike

He hurt his Chi-knees

I lost my balance once and fell down an up escalator.

It was the most embarrassing two hours of my life.

What did the claustrophobic ninja do when he fell down a well?

He flipped out

My mother-in-law fell down our well last week but she is fine

she stopped crying for help 2 days ago

Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down a well?

Neither did she.

Edit:Alternate Punchline Below

She screamed her hands off.

Did you hear about the blind man who fell down that well?

Turns out, he couldn't see that well.

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Why did Thor's butt hurt when he fell down?

He didn't have his Asgard.

A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help.

His larynx was crushed during the fall.

A sheep, a drum and a snake fell down a cliff

Bah-dum tssssssssssssss

Did you hear about the guy who fell down the stairs at the airport?

Damn near missed the whole flight

A boy fell down the well and got stuck for the entire day

It was a day well spent

I stepped on a bottle of medicine and fell down the stairs...

... that’s the last time I trip on robotussin.

What happened to the Jewish man when he fell down the stairs?

Hebrews'd

Your mom fell down

A man tells his wife,


Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago.


The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now?


He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row.

The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:

1. To be shot
2. To be hung
3. To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.

So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head.". Boom, he was dead instantly.

Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was dead...

A child's father has fell down the stairs.

-"Mommy, mommy", child shouted.
-"What?" said his mom.
-Daddy fell down the stairs!
-Really? And what did he say?
-Can I use curse words?
-No.
-Daddy fell down silently.

A Chinese man fell down the stairs of his 10-story apartment building.

It was Wong on so many levels.

Chuck Norris fell down from a 10 story building.

people start gathering around him, asking "what happened? what happened?"



Chuck: "idk, I just got here"

After I fell down and cut my knee, a friend said I should use a sodium chloride solution to make it heal faster

It was really rubbing salt in the wound

A drunk man was walking to his apartment, late one night, and accidentally fell down an elevator shaft.

When the paramedics arrived and pulled him out, he said, "Boy, that was a fast elevator!"

I fell down and hit my head pretty hard but I’m fine...

The only thing is I lost hearing in my right eye.

So I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar...

and accidentally wrote a One Direction song.

My Irish grandfather once fell down two flights of stairs with a pint of whiskey and didn't spill a drop.

The man knew how to keep his mouth shut.

What did Sean Connery say when all his books fell down?

"I blame it on my shelf"

I once fell down 2 flights of stairs and hit my head

I quickly realized it was a dream when I woke up safely in my hospital bed.

Did you heard about the Indian chef that fell down from the stairs?

He was curryed away to the hospital.

Did you hear about the Doctor who fell down the well?

He was taking a break at work and leaned too far over a well and fell right in! Guess he should have tended to the sick and left the well alone.

What did the fence builder say when his fence fell down after driving the last pilon into an old buried hand grenade?

Wow, didn't expect this post to blow up!

My 7 Year Old Cousin just told me this

yo mamas so fat when she fell down no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up

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It was getting crowded in Heaven one day, so Saint Peter decided for one day to only accept people who could make him laugh.

A man came walking up to the pearly gates and Saint Peter said to him:

“Alright bud, you’re only getting in today if you can make me laugh, so why don’t you tell me about how you died”

The man looked at Saint Peter and said

“Oh man it was awful, I was absolutely SURE my wife wa...

I was walking downtown yesterday when this poor little old lady fell down in front of me.

At least I think she was poor; she only had $2.10 in her purse.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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A guy gets put in a nursing home by his son. He doesn’t know if he’s going to like it at first, but he decides to give it a shot for his son’s sake.

The first morning in the nursing home he wakes up with a hard on. Out of nowhere a beautiful nurse's aide walks in, bends over & blows him without saying a word.
The guy gets on the phone with his son and says, "Son, I love this place! Thank you so much for putting me in this nursing home....

Did you hear about the mansplainer that got injured?

Apparently he fell down a manhole, but it was a well, actually.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

"Well, glad I got that over with."

So 3, 4, and 5 fell down a flight of stairs...

Now they're a Pythagorean cripple.

I took a pole and found out that 100% of people

were angry when the tent fell down.

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Life in a nursing home

An old man was put into a nursing home by his son. He is unsure if he will adjust to the new living situation.

On his first morning in the home, the old man awoke with an erection. A beautiful blonde nurse had entered his room to check on him and upon seeing it, bent down and blew him without...

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