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Yolanda Jokes

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

A Lady visited a bar for the first time..

She was nervous but sat on one tall stool in front of the bartender..

the guy sitting on her left said: "Jack Daniels, Single"

the Guy on her right side ordered: "Johnny Walker, Single"

now the bartender looked at the lady & said, "And You?"

Lady replied: "Yolanda, Ma...

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Mike and Yolonda get home after a date at the cinema.

Yolonda goes upstairs to get changed and walks into her parents bedroom.

She turns on the light and catches her mum jerking off her dad. In the heat of the moment, the dad blows his load and it flys across the room, showering Yolanda with jism.

Yolonda immediately runs downstairs screa...

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