Farm Yard Jokes - 4 Hilarious Farm Yard Jokes

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Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day

Three bulls were standing around the farm yard one day, talking about how the farmer had just bought a new bull. The first bull, the biggest and strongest of the group, says "He's in for a surprise when he gets here. I'll be damned if he thinks he can take any of my 500 cows." The second bull chimes...

It's farmers Wilma and Henry's 60th wedding anniversary and Henry would like to "do it" once again.

Like when they were young, beautiful and wild, in the farm yard, against the fence, under the caresses of the sun and the fresh breeze.

Wilma ponders a moment and then agrees and so they go, and begin, and quickly Wilma goes off like a rocket. They make love like crazy and when they're done, ...

A traveling salesman had got lost one day while driving through the Midwest farm country. So he stopped at a farm house for directions.

While the farmer was giving the salesman directions, he noticed all the farm animals were penned except a 3 legged pig roaming around the farm yard.

Curious the salesman asked the farmer what was the story about the 3 legged pig.

"Why this is no ordinary pig. In fact he's quite amazing...

Follow that chicken

A guy was driving down the road one day when he sees some sort of creature coming up from behind him on the shoulder. As the thing goes past he realizes that is a chicken that is running alongside the road. Somehow managing to maintain a speed of over 40 miles per hour. Fascinated the guy decides ...

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