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A cab driver picks up a Nun...

The driver looks in the rear view mirror and says, "Excuse me sister, I've always fantasised about having sex with a nun."

The nun replies, "Yeah, you and everyone else. Tell me are you a Catholic?"

"Actually I am" says the cabbie.

The nun then climbs into the front seat and giv...

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Late one evening, a Cab driver picks up a nun...

While driving her he says ā€œsister, I hope you donā€™t mind me saying this, but Iā€™ve always fantasised about being with a nunā€. The nun says ā€œoh, you and everyone else! I donā€™t suppose do you happen to be a Catholic by any chance?ā€. The cab driver says ā€œyes, i amā€. The nun tells the cab driver to pull ...

The agent of a beautiful actress discovered that the actress had been selling her body for $100 a night.

The agent, who had fantasised about her for long, had never dreamt that she was so easily obtainable. He approached her and told her how much she turned him on and how he wanted to do her.

She agreed to spend the night with him but said that he would have to pay the same $100 other customers...

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