Salomon Elliot is a notorious man from the familia, and ain’t no one ever cross the man. His name shakes fear into his foes and demands respect from his henchmen, wide across the Hudson and down even to the beaches of Miami.
After years of blood on his hands and the helpless cries of this fa...
A Jewish and an Italian boy were growing up on the same street in the Bronx and became fast friends. Mainly because they shared the same birthday.
On their 12th birthdays, the Jewish boy receives a Rolex watch. The Italian boy receives a chrome 45 cal pistol.
Comparing what each got for their birthdays, they decide to trade. The Italian boy comes home to show his father what a good trade he's made. The Italian father slaps the boy upsid...
I want to know if this Spanish joke translates at all
What’s the similarity between a boat, a firefighter and a family?
The boat and the firefighter have hard outer coverings (cascos).
*and the family?*
They’re good, thanks for asking!
(Original Spanish) ¿Que se parece entre un bombero, un barco y una famili...
My wife and I went to Spain.
The other week I went to Barcelona for a vacation with my wife. We stayed at a small local hotel about 30 minutes from the city. The first day we had a great time going around las ramblas and going taking pictures at La Sagrada familia. That night we even attended a Barcelona game against Real Madri...
I just found out that two of my exes are related
I knew that head felt familia..
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
My wife just found out two of her Spanish ex boyfriends are actually brothers!
Turns out, she was wondering why the sex felt familia!