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Exit Sign Jokes

What did the exit sign at the sperm bank say?

Thanks for coming.

Why do hippies like exit signs?

'Cause they're way out, man

There’s a weird trend in my town where all the shops have custom made Exit Signs. They seem to be quite a rage these days.

But I think..they are on the way out.

So i went to the record shop and asked the assistant 'What have you got by the Doors? "

He said "An exit sign and a fire bucket"
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