I'm ready for this whole United thing to blow over...
It's just beating a concussed Asian doctor at this point.
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Just be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down!
Actually I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything.
Certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold...
It's too early for hurricane jokes
wait for everything to blow over first.
Looks like Blizzard are waiting...
for this to blow over
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A woman was having an affair While her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My God – Hurry! Grab your clothes,” she yelled to her lover. “And jump out the window. My husband’s home early!”
“I can’t jump out the window!” came the strangled reply from ...
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