UPJOKE
haremcastrationcastratocastratezheng hecourtieryongle emperordomestic workerconcubineyakshagallibagoashijraqin dynastyhan dynasty

Eunuchs Jokes

What award goes to the eunuch who creates law and order among all the other eunuchs?

The no ball peace prize.

Did you hear the bad news about r/eunuchs?

They're losing members every day.

An abderite sees an eunuch alogside a woman

He asks him: "is this your wife?". The eunuch answers: "eunuchs can't have wives".

"So is it your daughter?".

I browsed through Philogelos ("Love of Laughter") which is the oldest joke collection that has survived. It is written in ancient Greek. Also, it was pretty funny when I dicov...

TIL: Historically, eunuchs have been really wealthy and politically powerful.

It’s part of their compensation package.

Did ya hear why they're closing down the eunuchs club?

Cause they lost all their members.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My brother moved to Dublin to start up a gym for eunuchs...

Yeah, he called it "Cockless and Muscles".

I was trying to form a club for eunuchs at my high school...

But there weren't enough members.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I’m writing a masters thesis on the social hierarchies of Ancient Middle Eastern Kingdoms. It’s a pretty serious paper so I want to lend it some levity by adding a joke about eunuchs.

I’m just not sure if I’ve got the balls to do it.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.