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Escape Key Jokes

Why did the Escape key want to leave?

Because it kept being repressed.

You’re trapped in a room with unbreakable walls and no doors or windows. All you have is a computer. How do you get out?

Press the escape key.

This really happened in Tech Support

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time.

That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program manager.

Customer: "I don't have a 'P'.

Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob.

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