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Grandpa died in the hospital because they had the wrong blood type on record

It was a Type O.

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Guess what type on bees makes milk?

Boobies

How does the quadriplegic man type on his keyboard?

He holds his hands above his head.

The clinic asked me why I had written an incorrect blood type on my form

I told them it was Typo

Today I decided to donate blood...

After the procedure I asked the nurse what my blood type was out of curiosity. She told me I was type A so I thanked her and left. As I was walking out the door she came sprinting after me and said “ Wait, I told you the wrong blood type on accident, it was a type O.

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