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Earhart Jokes

Want to hear my Amelia Earhart joke?

Never mind.

It doesn't land.

Amelia Earhart should’ve been a comedian

Because unlike her, her jokes always land

Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa walk into a bar.

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I am going to tell my friends...

That I will show up to their holloween party as Amelia Earhart...then not show up.

Why did the coconut crab cross the road?

To eat Amelia Earhart.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by
his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their
colonoscopies:



1. Take it easy Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before.



2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'



3....

4th of July Alcohol puns: American Heroes edition.

So this all started with Abraham Drinkin.

Help us come up with more. It has to be a character from American History to celebrate today as well as some sort of alcohol theme.

Here's what we have so far (some are better than others) :

Abraham Drinkin

John Wilkes Booze
...

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