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Dystrophy Jokes

I go to a muscular dystrophy support group.

We meet weakly.

Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy?

"TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"

The Doctor was impressed with my health and presented me with a trophy

I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.

I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!

What trophy?

Dystrophy

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Except, of course, Muscular Dystrophy.

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