The Doctor was impressed with my health and presented me with a trophy

I just don't remember whether it was atrophy or dystrophy.

I go to a muscular dystrophy support group.

We meet weakly.

I just got a trophy for the world's weakest muscles!

What trophy?

Dystrophy

Have y'all heard that new hot rapper with Muscular Dystrophy?

"TWO CAAAAAAAAAAAAANES!"

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Except, of course, Muscular Dystrophy.

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