George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him. He turned to Moses and said, "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"
Moses replied, "The last time I spok...
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A good old Dubya joke
Why does Larua always have to be on top when she and Dubya have sex?
Becuase all he can do is fuck up.
The George Dubya Bush Presidential Library burned down…
All three books were destroyed.
Two of ‘em hadn’t even been coloured in yet.
George W. Bush is sitting with his aides...
and he’s getting debriefed on the world news of the day.The news is rather mundane and unexciting, but one of his aides states that 3 Brazilian people perished in a plane crash early this morning.
Dubya’s reaction is pure shock and grief, he’s shaking and can not control his emotions.
How famous is Colin?
Colin was bragging to his friend, Laura, one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
Tired of his boasting, Laura called his bluff, “OK, Colin how about Tom Cruise?” “Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”
A man bought a new lamp on Amazon.
When it arrived, he noticed a dirty spot and tried to rub it off with a damp paper towel.
Suddenly, a scruffy glowing teenager appeared and said "Hey man, thanks for freeing me from this lamp. In return, I will grant you three wishes!"
The man was stunned. "You're a genie?"
back in '02 a general came to George W and informed him that we accidentally dropped a missile in the wrong area and it killed 3 Brazilian men...
Dubya looked VERY distraught and looked over at Condoleezza Rice and asked, "exactly how many is a Brazilian?"