Duality of thought

You have two types of thoughts. Inward and outward. It is okay to say the outward if it won’t hurt anyone. But only certain people can say the inward.

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The Silent Debate

Note: This is a joke best told in person by somebody who's not afraid to go all out with gesticulations and accents.

The silent debate was a yearly event that was the Super Bowl of the intellectual world. It was watched live by tens of thousands, and broadcast on countless major networks. Fo...

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Mime competition

(please note: this joke works best if you actually do the signs when you tell it)


A bar is having a mime competition, and the finalists are an Englishman and an American.

The Englishman starts, putting his hand into a fist.
The American replies, placing his hand in front of him...

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