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The first time I had sex with my girlfriend we didn't do any foreplay

We wanted to do a dry run

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Jump School (NSFW)

I was talking to my marine friend about his training and he tells me this story about going to jump school, (learning to jump out of planes).

"So we climb in the plane with all out gear on and it takes off. This is our first actual jump after a few simulations and dry runs. Everyone is nerv...

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