UPJOKE

I started dry January, before January.

I am proud to say, I've been sober now for 43 days.


Not in a row or anything just in total.

Dry January is going really well.

Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower.

There's a new drinking game that you can play.

You can only take a shot when Manchester United do.

It's called dry January.

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