How many BMW drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Doesn’t matter, they won’t use their blinker anyways.
I just saw a BMW driver using his indicators correctly on the motorway. Twice.
Should I report the vehicle as stolen?
An old Fiat breaks down on a remote road
The driver discovers he has no service and can't call for help. Just as he starts walking, a shiny new BMW stops next to him. "Hey man, having car trouble?" The driver asks. "I'm afraid so." The driver of the Fiat answers. "Tell you what, my car is strong enough, I'll tow you to the nearest garage!"...
I've seen aliens. I've seen Bigfoot. I've even fed a few fish to the Lochness Monster.
But I still have never seen a BMW driver use his turn signals.
Tip for BMW Drivers - Move your seat as far forward as possible.
That way you can get even closer to the car in front.
What's the difference between and porcupine and a BMW driver?
One keeps its pricks on the outside and one keeps its pricks on the inside.
What's the difference between Fireflies and BMW Drivers.
Fireflies use their blinkers.
A photon was traveling along a highway at the speed of light.
The BMW driver on its tail was furious that they couldn't pass it.
Thanks to Corona a distance of 1.5 meters needs to be respected in my country
BMW drivers are proud, been using this technique for years.
Super fast Nano
A tata nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.
"I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights."
They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds pas 150km/hour.
The BMW driver tot...
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