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What's Up-Doots?

Not much, how bout you?





I'll see myself out.

Why does a skeleton upvote every cake day post?

Cause it was his DOOT-ty

What is skeleton nike's motto

Just Doot It

A joke as told to me verbatim by my 4yo son: What's a Skeleton's favorite instrument to play?

A TromBONE!
Haha, Get it, Daddy? Because skeletons are made out of *BONES!* HA HA HA!

Me: DOOT DOOT!!

If Muppets everywhere started walking and talking by themselves, that would be quite the...

Phenomena! *doot dooo doo doo do*

What do you call a group of skeletons who do trickshots?

Doot perfect

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

**Lightbulbs** are easily threaded by one person, **usually** with one hand. Doot.

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