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What does a disorganised person with diarrhoea say?

I need to get my shit together

The American school system is very disorganised and poorly run

I guess school really does prepare you for the real world

People always say I'm late and disorganised.

But wait until they see what I've got organised for tonight's New Year Eve party!!

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The Watchmaker

The Boy was due to meet his friends down the third alley from the green sign. The bar at the end of that alley, they had said, was a place where spirits and souls mixed together with the languid flow of warm summer air.

But The Boy had started drinking when the sun was still ascending, and n...

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