Depth Perception Jokes - 13 Hilarious Depth Perception Jokes

Depth perception jokes are always near misses.

It's like I never see the punchline until it is too late.

There’s something wrong with my sense of touch and depth perception...

But I just can’t put my finger on it.

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What's the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown-nose?

Depth perception.

I told my friend he had bad depth perception

He said he'd look into it

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What is the difference between a kiss ass and a brown noser?

Depth perception

A cyclops walked into a bar

He didn't have any depth perception

A construction worker walks into a bar.

After getting thoroughly wasted, he has to be carted away in an ambulance.

A month later, his immediate supervisor walks into the same bar. After he also gets thoroughly wasted, he also has to be carted away in an ambulance.

A month later, the construction foreman walks into the very s...

Why do pirates avoid sailing in shallow water?

With only one eye, they have terrible depth perception.

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What is your perspective on cyclops?

If things don’t work out with the wife, I think I’ll look for a nice, one-eyed girl.

I think I’d be more sexually compatible with someone who has little to no depth perception.

Why'd the one eyed man marry the shallow girl?

He lacked depth perception.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

and then it's fun and games with no depth perception."

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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