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A hillbilly missed the first day of his deductive reasoning class...

...so he goes to the professor to get the gist of what he missed.

Professor: "Let me give you an example. Do you have a lawn mower?"

Hillbilly: "Yea I do."

P: "From that fact, I can guess that you have a lawn in which to use your lawn mower.".

H: "Well I'll be..."
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Deductive Reasoning - long joke

A guy recently purchased a house and is moving in when his neighbor comes out to greet him.

Neighbor: Hi! I'm Billy. What's your name?
New Owner: Nice to meet you Billy. I'm Tom.
Billy: What do you do Tom?
Tom: I work in deductive reasoning.
Billy: What's deductive reasoning?
T...

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There are two long-time neighbors, Bill and Bob...(long)

They live two houses away. One day, a stranger moves into the house right between them. Naturally, they're both curious about their new neighbor, so the first chance Bill gets, he strikes up a conversation.

In the course of their conversation, Bill asks the new neighbor what he does for a li...

There are two types of people in this world...

Those with deductive reasoning.

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