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Turing Jokes

Everyone knows Alan Turing, who cracked Enigma codes.

But nobody knows his sister Kate, who provided drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues during that time.

Why was Alan Turing fired from the department store?

He was unable to compute whether or not any given top was a halter top.

Alan Turing wasn't accepted when he was alive

And now, when he's going to be on the new £50 note, won't be accepted in death either.

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Why did Alan Turing love matrices ending in zero?

Cause he was a homo genius.

What did the funeral director do with Alan Turing's dead body?

He encrypted it

This new software developer is so socially awkward …

… he failed the Turing Test.

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Chat bots that pretend to be attractive women asking for sex are just...

Turing tricks.

This year in Heaven the Christmas celebration was also a costume party. Everyone dressed up.

Many people came as movie characters, from Gandalf the Grey (and White) to Jason Bourne to Black Widow to Harry Potter. Alan Rickman went as Hans Gruber, which made St. Peter exclaim "See, Die Hard IS a Christmas movie!" St. Peter was dressed as the "Fragile" lamp from A Christmas Story. Moses showe...

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