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Ddo Jokes

Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack.

Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time.

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Women are the best firewalls in the world

1. One human cell contains 75MB of genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of contains 100 million sperms.
4. On average, lasts for 5s and contains 2.25ml of .
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal...

What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
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