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Covid Virus Jokes

How do we know that the COVID virus wasn't made in China?

Because it has been 3 years and it's still working

Why were the ants unaffected by the covid virus?

They have lil anty bodies.

How do Covid viruses greet one another?

What's up Omi?

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What is common between a porn actress and the covid virus

They love to be covered in protein.

I'm really worried this COVID virus, so I'm looking for any stonecutter jobs near me.

I heard you'll be safe if you are in a quarry team.

Mom: This Covid virus is really making me worry sweetie...

Make sure to always wash your hands, and while you're at it, include the dishes as well.

Do It Yourself COVID Test

1. Pour a glass of wine and smell it
2. If you can smell it, then taste it
3. If you can both smell it and taste it, you do not have the Covid virus



Just to test it out, I did the test 19 times last evening and, thank God, all the tests were negative. But I'll have to repeat the...

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