Cover Band Jokes - 20 Hilarious Cover Band Jokes

Recently joined a Styx cover band

We play the same songs, but heavier. We’re called Logz.

I heard a bunch of former soviet space engineers started an 80's cover band...

they called themselves Buran Buran

I like to pick girls up at cover band concerts

Since I already know they're willing to settle

Me and my friends from the obsessive compulsive support group are starting a rock cover band.

We’re calling ourselves OC/DC.

Who is the drummer for the Austrialian Beatles cover band?

ɹɐʇs oƃuᴉp

Have you heard of a French ABBA cover band with just 3 members?

They're not any good, completely butcher the songs.

They're called ABBA Trois

There is a Malaysian '80s cover band called "The Union."

What were they thinking, not going with "Durian Durian"?

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

I'm about to be fired from a Sublime cover band...

I don't practice Santeria.

I took my Red State dad to see a Huey Lewis cover band -

He stormed out of the concert, while yelling that they were Huey Lewis and the FAKE News.

I'd like to see a group of Wilfred Brimley impersonators form a Beatles cover band.

They would be called The Diabeatles.

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

As a Christian I can't Believe there are Billy Idol Cover Bands

The Bible is very clear that we should not have False Idols

I want to start an all Chinese, Iron Maiden cover band

It'll be called Maiden China

TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but...

...only the first part was Trudeau.

Me and my friend are going to form a band called 'the duvets'

Mainly going to be a cover band

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A joke that’s got me various death threats

So there was a horse, and this horse was really talented. He was great on guitar. One day he found himself watching youtube and stumbled upon a Jimi Hendrix song which inspired him to start a cover. He practised this cover really hard, eventually becoming inspired to create a cover of a whole Jimi H...

Classical music is such a scam...

You pay hundreds of dollars to go see Mozart live and in concert, and every time it's just a cover band

I just started a new band called 'Blankets and Duvets'

We've already been called the best cover band of all time

Give a man some jam and he can enjoy a nice piece of toast

Teach a man to jam and his Phish cover band will ruin your wedding

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