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Country Singer Jokes

A failed rapper, a failed rock star, and a mediocre country singer walk into a bar

He tells the bartender "anything but Budweiser."

How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

2. One to change it and one to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Who's the Death Star's greatest country singer?

Darth Brooks.

A country singers truck

With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.

what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer?

Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.

Since he is a country singer...

Shouldn't Keith Urban's last name be Rural?

If Goofy was a country singer, what would his name be?

Gawrsh Brooks

What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original)

Amoeba Mcentire

In response to the Country Singer lightbulb joke, how many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

13.

1 to do it, and 12 to say they could do it better.

Due to the rise of autonomous vehicles

It's only a matter of time until a country singer makes a song about his truck leaving them.

In the early 1970s, a young man graduated from Seminary and was sent to a small Southern town to be their minister.

This young man looked almost exactly like country singer Conway Twitty. After settling in at his house, he decided to introduce himself to some members of his congregation.

The first stop was an elderly couple. He knocked on the door, the woman answered and yelled "Conway Twitty! Pa, come ...

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