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Country Song Jokes

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

You get your pickup truck back, you get your girlfriend back, you get your dog back.

What happens when you play a country song in reverse?

The singer gets his dog, home and wife back.

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Man walks into a bar with an octopus

He says "I bet anyone $50 they can't bring me a musical instrument this octopus can't play."

People in the bar look around, talk amongst themselves, and someone brings up an acoustic guitar. The octopus looks at the guitar, tests the strings, tunes it, and begins playing a country song.
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With the rise of self-driving vehicles...

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him too

Love is like a country song

... it’s unnecessary

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I wrote a Country song about how all my former lovers are Transsexual

It's called "All My Ex's Have Changed Sexes"

Dad joke: What's a hallmark movie played backwards?

A country song. :D

Wife divorces him, loses his job after just 10 days...

The Mooch is one dead dog from being a country song.

Cowboy Singer

There was this country singing cowboy in a dark saloon one night. He got up to play and announced his first song,

"I wrote this one a long time ago, its called 'Ol' Boil on My Foot is Burnin'"

The audience had a general look of confusion but the cowboy went on to play most beautiful, ...

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