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Corvettes Jokes

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Corvettes..

A mouse is walking through a forest and hears a call for help. He takes off to find the call. Down in a large hole he sees an elephant has fallen in. The mouse gets his corvette, ties a chain to the back and pulls the elephant out of the hole. The elephant thanks him and tells him if he is ever in t...

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What do red Corvettes and hemorrhoids have in common?

Eventually every asshole gets one.

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A rich single man is having a drink by himself in a bar

when a gorgeous woman enters. Everyone is staring at her. The guy thinks to himself, "there's no way in hell I have a chance with her." But, lo and behold, she sits down next to him and has a drink. The two get to talking, and the man learns that she is a hooker. A few drinks in, the man says, "I'm ...

I was gonna have my baby at the hospital down town but then all the nurses quit and bought Corvettes.

I guess they were having a midwife crisis.

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10 speed

A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in a Corvette pu...

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