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Cooking Show Jokes

I just watched an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered when the chef made meringue.

I was surprised...usually Australians boo meringue.

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Honey…you’d think from watching all those cooking shows you’d know how to cook.

Husband…you’d think from watching all that porn you’d know how to…..

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I was watching a cooking show.

The host said you can use leftover beer to make battered chicken wings...


What the fuck is leftover beer?

A new episode of my favorite Jamaican cooking show just came on...

What-Jamaican

Tom Cruise starts a cooking show...

"Whisky Business."

Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right?
Right?

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A man saw that his wife was watching a cooking show and commented: "Why are you watching a cooking show? You can't cook anyway!"

His wife replied: "Why do you watch porn then? You can't fuck anyway!"

P.S. Sorry if you've heard this before but my colleague just told me this joke.

What's Snoop Dogg's new cooking show called?

420 Braise It

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A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordan Ramsey’s F-king cooking show!

Husband:STOP WATCHING THAT F-KING SHIT!!! YOU CAN’T COOK TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! WIFE: SO WHAT??! YOU WATCH PORN DON’T YOU!!!

A man serves up a severed head on a cooking show.

The judge gives him a 7/10.

‘The flavour has little body’, he says. ‘However, the execution is almost perfect.’

The Bangles are getting their own cooking show.

Wok Like an Egyptian

A man went to audition for a popular cooking show…

…he had quit his job and decided that this was his one chance at achieving his dream of being a professional chef.
He cooked his specialty dish and was waiting for his turn to be judged when he noticed a sheet of paper with the competition rules.

One of the rules stated ‘the meal must con...

My wife has been watching a lot of those competitive cooking shows and it is really inspiring her…

She now critiques everything I cook for her.

I heard Michael J. Fox is getting his own cooking show...

The show is called, "Shake and Bake".

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A husband walks in and finds his wife watching a cooking show

He asked “Why do you watch all these cooking shows? It doesn’t seem to have improved your cooking at all!”
The wife turns and looks at her husband and answered “I thought the same thing about you watching porn."

What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show?

Quinoa and Kale

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A man goes to his wife while she's watching her favourite tv cooking show and says...

"I don't know why you waste your time watching this nonsense. You haven't learned how to cook any new meals since we got married!"

The wife turns around and says...
"Well you haven't learned anything new in the bedroom since I met you... but that hasn't stopped you from watching porn all t...

Watching a cooking show when "We believe this was the last dish they served on the Titanic on that fateful day"

I bet that went down well.

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Watched a cooking show the other day and the dessert they served was quite unsettling. It consisted of a female prostitute that had been hung, drawn and quartered...

They called it a Deconstructed Tart.

Damn you Food Network, you had me excited for a moment!

Turns out "Beat Bobby Flay" is a *cooking show*. Had me actually interested to tune in for a moment.

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A man comes home from the bar...

and sees his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's cooking show on the tv.
He says to his wife, "What are you watching that shit for? You can't cook to save your life!"
To which she replies, "So what? You watch porn movies, don’t you?"

St. Paddy's day.

Paddy's wife had watched a cooking show on the telly and was dying to try out the recipe, so she sent him out to Sean's market to buy escargot and told him not to stop by the pub on the way home.

Well, Paddy being Paddy, he decided to pop in for a pint anyways. A quick pint became several. H...

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