The conscientious man he is, he grabs the phone to call in sick at work.
„Boss, I am sorry I am afraid i can‘t come in to work today. I have this horrible headache.“
„You know, everytime I have a headache my wife gives me a blowjob and it‘s gone. You should really try it.“ Tells him h...
A young woman brought her boyfriend home to meet her father, a retired military officer.
The woman was nervous because her boyfriend was a conscientious objector. When the father asked the young man to talk about himself, the latter replied, nervously, that he was a CO. The father clapped the young man on the back and congratulated him, thinking the latter was a commanding o...
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In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "wheelie bins."
A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out.
In the spirit of kindness a...
An Austrian joke: The hare, the fox and the bear receive their enlistment order
An Austrian joke I like very much:
The hare, the fox and the bear turn 18 and receive their enlistment order, but don't want to serve in the military. This was back when conscientious objection was not as easy as it is nowadays.
They meet in front of the barracks and think about what t...
A joke from my Philosophy textbook
The employer introduced himself to his new gardener.
"I am a professor of logic," the employer said. "Oh. What's that?" the gardener asked. "I shall give you a demonstration," announced the professor. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?" "Yes," replied the gardener. "Then I infer you are ...