There is a story about the Bloomsbury Group writer Lytton Strachey who was a 'confirmed bachelor', as they used to put it. He was also a conscientious objector and a pacifist. He appeared before the conscientious objection board. It was their job to quiz him on whether he actually was a true pa...
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A young woman brought her boyfriend home to meet her father, a retired military officer.
The woman was nervous because her boyfriend was a conscientious objector. When the father asked the young man to talk about himself, the latter replied, nervously, that he was a CO. The father clapped the young man on the back and congratulated him, thinking the latter was a commanding o...
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A man wakes up with a horrible headache
The conscientious man he is, he grabs the phone to call in sick at work.
„Boss, I am sorry I am afraid i can‘t come in to work today. I have this horrible headache.“
„You know, everytime I have a headache my wife gives me a blowjob and it‘s gone. You should really try it.“ Tells him h...
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one day two lions was bored
lion one: i know what we will do, lets go beat the rabbit. The second lion was a little more conscientious so he said: but we need at least a Cause to do this. so the first lion told him: i know, if the rabbit will wear a hat, we will ask him why is he wearing a hat, if he don't wear a hat we ...
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Wheelie bin
In Australia, the curbside garbage carts are called "wheelie bins."
A garbage collector is driving along a Sydney street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his rubbish truck.
He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out.
In the spirit of kindness a...
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A joke from my Philosophy textbook
The employer introduced himself to his new gardener.
"I am a professor of logic," the employer said. "Oh. What's that?" the gardener asked. "I shall give you a demonstration," announced the professor. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?" "Yes," replied the gardener. "Then I infer you are ...
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