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Computer Geek Jokes

What is the best girlfriend for a computer geek?

One that turns his software into hardware.

Why did the computer geek fall into a well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

How did the young computer geek refer to his AI-based girlfriend?

His "Databae"

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What's the most important website for every computer geek for all his problems?

Pornhub.

My wife is a computer geek and wants to name our son "one eighth of a byte"

So I said "Really honey? Don't you think that's a bit...?"

Working Redditors: What is your favorite joke about your own profession?

Retired U.S. Air Force here and this is my favorite military joke:

The biggest difference between the branches of the U.S. Armed Forces is that if you give the order to **"Secure that building!"**

* The Army will kick the doors down, enter with weapons drawn, eliminate all hostiles...

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