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Computer Crash Jokes

I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash?

Because it had a bad driver!

*drops mic*

My computer crashed a few hours into writing my paper

looks like I'm gonna have to write my name and the date again

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

My computer crashed at work

Now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening.

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

what's the difference between my computer and Paul walker.

I care when my computer crashes.

Why do you always have to wear a seatbelt in an autonomous car?

In case the computer crashes.

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