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Colostomy Bag Jokes

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I had a colostomy bag joke

But it was shit

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Things I hate intestinal tumors, colostomy bags, chemotherapy

Edit: quit telling me I'm missing a colon. I fucking know

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I started selling Bagpipes made from colostomy bags on Amazon

Needless to say, they sound like shit.

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Why can you always trust people with colostomy bags?

They're the only people you know aren't full of shit!

(Made this up today and got hit with a waterbottle by my wife!)

I just had to bring my grandfather to the hospital after he fell and popped his colostomy bag. It's ok now...

Papa's got a brand new bag

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter?

They sound like shit.

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Today I learned there are somethings you shouldn’t slap the shit out of.

One of them being, a colostomy bag.

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What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump?

A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit.

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Great Golf Game

This guy was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.

On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang... It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been i...

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